"It's not the impressions that are really funny it is what he is saying and who he is saying it about that brings the laughs. If you watch much televised poker you will like this...."
"Live 1/2
My effective stack is somewhere around 6 to 700 I'm the bigstack.
I raise my MP to $8 with AA and get called by the CO. Everyone else folds. Including a few limpers.
POT ($22)Board comes Qd 9c..."
"My life is fucking awesome. Just kidding. Poker is like surfing, in case you don't know surfing mostly sucks. First you have to learn to be able to do it. Then you mostly wait for a good ride. Some waves..."
"My vote goes to Motorhead's ace of spades..."
"What are some good poker books?
I've heard some bad things about "Play Poker Like The Pro's" by Hellmuth, but I can get it for dirt cheap online and Phil's one of my favorites. I'll probably get this..."
"Quick short and painful just like my hand.
I worked $10 up to $75 on Full Tilts rush poker. Before that I would double up, back out, and rebuy with $10 to build up my BR. This time I stayed it to have..."
"http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/61/mtt-community/theory-grinding-tl-dr-822668/
and a video for ppl who can't read (oldie but goodie)..."